This material appeared in the June 8, 1973 issue of The Panther. The names have been highlighted for ease of identification.
I, Bev Scallero leave Lisa: blue jeans, her cowboy, and all the organic food you can eat. To Jane: her friend the athlete and the guys at the Eastchester stables. To Lisa and Jane: “Gumshoe.” To Nan: a blue Nova and full tank of gas. To June: the house on the corner. To Helen: all the tickets to all the sports events in the world.
I, Lisa Bernstein, leave to Jane: her own room, the “Bod” ear. To Bev: Sonny’s Impersonator, Aquarius, & Tennis. To Jeanette: my softball ability? Mr. G., 4 years at Radcliffe and “Que buena!” To Nan: a full tank of gas. To June: time for her phone call. To Maureen: I leave John and the nuns at Mt. St. Vincent.
I, Bill Holiber, leave Ardsley wasting 2 years of my social life. Mr. Mayer thanks for helping me. I leave most of the people in my grade who don’t know how to have a good time, 4 years of college to learn. And to my good friends in the eleventh grade who know how to have a good time, keep it going. I leave Dan those good talks, “Don’t worry Bill.” To Daaa who is getting bigger. To John, You better come back and I’m sorry. Hey Whit, eat them up in football. Lee you’re making a mistake. To Jackie, keep on smiling ’cause your beautiful. And last, Ardsley, you’d better start getting a little tougher.
I, Paul Gaffney, do hereby bequeath to Mr. Dwyer 500 legal pads so when he says “put it in writing,” he can. To Larry Mayer 5,000 Cabot shopping bags, to be used in any way he desires. To Mr. Kehoe an inadequate thank you and a real live Bookstore. To Mr. Hesse Holy Cross and the Key Club opossum award. To that fellow has-been N.S. a gift certificate for a dinner at Tung Sing. To Mr. Greenfield my appreciation for everything, and my best wishes for health and success in the future. And to my sister Jill, Ardsley High School for better or worse, hopefully more of the better and less of the worse.
I, Nancy Archer, being of sound mind leave: to Nancy P., her sister’s tricks, to Maureen K. 13 years of friendship and all the sneaky things we did. To June P. I leave a talking, chop machine and a new mustang, and to Bev and Lisa I leave a car. Last of all, I leave with no regrets.
I, Mary Ellen Palermo leave to: Mr. A. another year at AHS & another Janet. Ms. Steinhaur my pile of gym excuses and my plaster thumb. JoAnn shorthand papers at the corner & a great friendship. Joanne, only 2 more years & great high school times. Pat, Ann Marie, and many thanks. Carl, a lifetime subscription to the Daily News, & the reading of my horoscope each day. Ann Marie, also many thanks & a lasting friendship.
I, Mark Oppenheimer, hereby bequeath to Jim W. a ladder for height on the discus. To Tex, I leave a new environment for “individuality,” to Roger L, a broader horizon, to Larry the GRUNT AWARD, and to Miss Fontaine, a chemistry class full of bicycle enthusiasts. To Bob L, I pitch in a penny for computer time, and last, but not least, leave the juniors calculus with Fritz. Have fun!
I, Terry Franco leave Sherry happiness with. . .Lori-Jimmy. To Janet 1 Sicilian pie, Hills, Texaco and our upstairs locker. Liz G. “Grease” Happiness with Mark, a dog bone for Matthew. Deb W. many memories, Nancy R. good times, Angela M. and Linda W. – the girls room. Deb M. a note on her windshield, To Debbie C. I leave anything that makes her happy, a pair of white boots, microphone, fair, many old time memories at her house, but will take our friendship along.
I, Marni La Rose, For Jill: I leave my many beautiful days filled with sea monsters and toasts over Heinekens. For Ralph: glance. For Bob: the jitterbug and a dinner rematch. For Ken: I leave a Jewish princess and a couple of broken engagements; and for Rupert I leave new unmarked territory. For a friend in need: a carton of matches. For Jody: a thumb, and a tutu. For my across the street neighbors: a telescope. For Mr. Youngberg and Mr. Einhorn: many thanks. And for Monica I leave nothing — for she already has all.
I, Gillian Recknell, To Mr. Bates I leave a years supply of Marlboro. To Mrs. Lorie I leave all my thanks for being such an interesting and enlightening teacher. To Mr. Cox and Mr. Frigo I leave the measurements of every female in AHS. To Mat M. I leave the Boom-Boom. To D,S,F,R, & L, many more years of friendship.
I, Roni Weinstein, leave Ardsley to my sister, Susan, for 2 more years, hoping she can make it through. To Lisa, “You called me a -—/— and my love.” Dale – the phone call from the movies, 575 Ashford, and my friendship. John – many beautiful memories and the future hope of friendship between us. And Marla, “A funny thing happened on the way to the bathroom,” and every other aspect of our friendship which will always be there, because I’ll never leave you.
I, Lorraine Cohen, leave to Eleanor and Suzanne the future Ardsley High School. To Ro I leave a long friendship that won’t end, and a thermometer. To Sue I leave a year’s supply of bought lunches, and to Gillian the original Yellow Rose of Texas. To Elaine and Alice I leave the memories of Europe, and oranges. Lastly, to Mr. Greco I leave my Bass Clarinet.
I, Joe Bruno leave AHS with memories that won’t be forgotten. To Miss O, I leave a Disc Jockey. To Mr. F. I leave Tralfamador. To Robbie and Dave I leave Drinking, Parties, and Girls—WEO!!!! To Everybody else, I leave the Rusty Nail and Pete the Bartender. And to Michele I leave 1 more year here, memories, dreams and my love.
I, Jill Silverman, being of sound mind and body to hereby bequeath to Uncle Larry, seasons tickets to Quiz Bowl, to Fish, wet Sundays, to Burke, a picture and to Mr. Youngberg and Mr. Dwyer, thanks for everything. In addition, to Daryl, a big Mac, to Beth and Bob, no more M.M.: To Terry, plenty of time, to Mud, a sloshy puddle and half of Pooh and to Ralph, a pair of contact lenses.
I, Kevin Furphy to Carol T. I leave 17 years of my life. To my brother Allan I leave 3 more years at Ardsley High School. To Sue M. I leave 1 carton of cigarettes for next year. To Ardsley High I give you the RUSTY NAIL to drink in good health. To the teachers I leave nothing at ALL.
I, Lynne Handler, to Laurie I leave NISH. To Bev – something worthwhile; June – I told you not to buy a ford! To Hess I leave a liver transplant. To Miss Boyce – my autobiography; Miss Jenness – remember me? To Mr. Cox I leave a book of dots. To Keith – I leave a bunch of sardines?
Jodie Trapani – Well, now that I’m on my way out, it’s easy to look back on it all and not feel like puking. So to all of you who have to spend any further length of time in this place, I leave you graduation. To my favorite cousin Amy, I grant many more fruitful nights at duh Scrounge, and many merry fantasy’s! SA-LA-VEE MAN!
I, Nancy Jean Kelly leave to: Jeff R. – Booger Mt. and 2 slightly used math books, Brian C. – 4 12” tires (in very good condition), Therese and Bruce – FRIENDLY’S and to Georgeanne – all the butter crunch ice cream in stock, Lisa R. – one running Luby in Macy’s parking lot, Ellen K.-the secret formula to our “Berry Juice” and Mary E. M. many of the best memories in my life.
I, Neal Adam Schwartz, bequeath 497 Alfred Shirts and 1095 Dannon Yogurt tops to decorate the halls. To Coach Falvo, I leave one Right-On Banzai! and another Championship track team. To P.G. I leave 4 years of glory at Miami with that special someone. To Rose I leave one dented car door. To Frigo, I leave some noogies, Kim Novak, and some sick jokes to integrate his parts. To B.F. I leave a taste for beer and a book on how to be a comedian. To that Jumping Jew, I leave many thanks for his strange behavior that pulled me through my senior year To Chicken I leave a new leaf. To T.K.L. I leave a mirror. To Howard, I leave 32 bars of soap, my 12 jocks, and some Susie stories. To some considerate juniors I leave my collection of six page letters. And Finally to Rack ’em Up I leave my two front teeth and a personality.
I, Debbie Cicio leave to my brother Jeff, a sports car and the best of luck in his years at Ardsley. Janet: The guys at Hills and Pizza. Petunia: the tent, all the good times especially Good (bad) Friday. Linda: The Green leaf, Billy’s apartment, and all the good times. Liz: 25 cents for the bus to Korvettes. Terry: The Nail, all the fantastic times, my car, and the best of luck in the years ahead.
To Terry, I Andrea Harris, leave some char chew ding, to Jean a trip to the Cape, to Lisa and Pat water-skiing lessons, to Alison an autographed Patrick seat, to Laura a ticket to the mid-west and the Four Seasons singing “See You In September,” and to- Nancy the pull chain of the pull john of the Hotel Violet.
I, Cathy Pitcock, leave to Pat, Middletown, eternal laughter, and a world “colored with love,” to C.A.R. may life always be a CABARET: to TEX, buttercups and a bottle of mateuse; to J.M. a shower curtain with a hole to spy through, to C.I. a dandelion; to KAF memories of Sid and a lasting friendship; and to MKG the buddyship; to Mr. B. may the mouse in him always roar; and to the Senior Class, life long happiness.
I, Stacey Schuman, to Roni and Marla I leave a free ride to Mexico and one more drink. To my brother Keith, my phone and two more years of living at home. To Robin, a day at the supermarket. To Laura a lot of heavy raps and a broken typewriter. To Leslie 1000 car miles to Dobbs Ferry and a lot of weird times together.
I, Michael Blackman Selective Service #30-10-55-528 leave AHS in a cloud of memories. With sorrow do I leave memories of a best friend who in spirit shall always remain with me. I hereby Declare the BICKUMS “played.” With pleasure do I leave my enemies. Good luck to my friends and Dorothy I will keep.
I, David Lipkin, leave 5000 dollars to Mr. Burke’s mental institution. . .A one years supply of math books to Mr. Frigo’s dog, Fritzy. . .I leave Mr. Mayer and Terry Vance a winning Quiz Bowl team. . I leave the trombone section (best) to Nick DeT. . .Finally, I leave my fancy PUMA sneakers to Mr. Burke. ..
I Maureen Klages leave to Nan: Many years of friendship and Brian. To June: All those weekend nights with . To Lisa and Bev: A car for their rides home. To Mr. Dwyer I leave many thanks for all the help he gave me in my high school years, I leave this school with happiness because I’m glad I’m out. And to John Arduino I leave me!
I, Laurie Groth, wish to take this time to thank certain people at Ardsley High. To the best Spanish teacher I ever had, Dr. O’Neil I leave a volume of Cumbres. To Mr. Farrelly, I leave a Rotten Canticle for Leibowitz and wishes for the best in life. Thank-you Miss Steinhauer, Miss Patteson, and Mr. Figlia. To Nancy and Janice, I leave Ardsley High and all the fond memories they have yet to conceive.
I Jo-Ann Torre leave to John absolutely nothing for I take him and our many memories with me; Mel our nightly walks and a good friendship; Lori a great friendship, summer, and memories; Carl his own O.T.B.: Steve an ear for the one I chewed off with my problems: Ann & Pat and electronic calculator; Linda a U-turn near Untermire; Peter many helpful hints???
I David Stone to Chew, I leave a H. professor to butter up and a sandwich made up of history books. To Horse I leave two more years to share the stables with Pony. And to R.W., I leave a more consistent attitude.
I, Deborah Belchis, leave to Mrs. Ullmann my thanks, to Mr. Youngberg a copy of Germaine Greer’s “The Female Eunuch” to Mr. Faralley verbal encounters, and to all the faculty members who have car pooled me to the lab, my thanks and a gasoline bill. To all those remaining I leave many snow days and to those departing, reduped air fares.
I Steve Lessin, being of some semblance of sanity, leave much to be desired.
I, Dale Hayes do hereby bequeath to Lisa – “lunchmeat legs” and one yellow MG: to Marla – “Jenny” a collapsed desk, and our “Booby weeks”; to Roni – a driving lesson, “Virginia,” and a panting telephone call; to Jane – the perfect twirling routine; to Mr. Dwyer – a new Journal reporter, and a hug & kiss.
I Andy S. leave to Art, the non-title of songwriter emeritus; Dave, 1 larynx; Pearl and Rans, a 10 ft. valentine; Diane, a back rub; Beth and Liz, a message to Michael; J, M & T whatever will help; Fats, the “never change” rap; Josh, a beauty’s pebbles at midnight; My Secret Love, a quiet invitation.
I Bev Aul leave June P. a friendship, 1 mustang, 1 o’clock telephone calls, and her big friend. To Nancy P. 3 more years of Ardsley. To Miss Patteson thanks for getting me interested in something. And last but never least to John your bowling, 1 big I’m sorry, thanks, and me and my love for as long as you want it.
I Fern Goldfeder to Jill, Daryl and Sue I leave a lot of love & happiness. To Mr. Finklestein thank you for all the patience & courage; Tom S. I’m sorry we didn’t remain friends; to Mr. Braunhut thank you; Mr. Hesse & staff – I leave 1 applicant to 18 colleges; to Mr. Bates – I bequeath you the rightful heir of B.T.’s thanks.
I Glen Fausel, unhappily leaving, leave the following: To Maryanne, I leave once-happy Friday nights and a stupid mistake; to Linda T., a phone call; to Mr. Ross I leave an error message; to Bruce, Dean, Jay and Keith, “deep throat”; To Roi “keep moving” to Daryl, Alan; to Jill and Barbara, a ride home, and to Steve 4 minutes.
I Rosemary Harman, leave to ; Mr. Cox – a dozen Dobbs Ferry Hospital pencils, the “boom-boom fir” – a recording of “The Yellow Rose of Texas” Sue – a Rum-Coke, Nicky – my grateful appreciation for being such a wonderful friend, Lorraine 16 more years of the finest friendship I have ever known.
I Greg LaRose being of sound mind and body leave Mr. Larry Dwyer all the new golf balls I have lost this year, may he go out and find them. To Michele and Debbie, now only one boring year to go. And to Denise, I’ll miss you.
I Linda Fell leave to Jo a broken U-turn on Broadway; to Liz, instructions on how to throw an open house; to Martin Harry, an adventure with a stuffed animal; to Deb, a phone call in sick with; to Don the shrink, a new couch for next year & to my P.P., I leave A.H.S. to do whatever she’d like with it
I Susan Ellis, bequeath to Gillian my memories of the good times we’ve had together, to Daryl good luck and a trip to Playland, to Lorraine a book on animal care, to Fern a fantastic suntan, to Rosemary a box of pencils from Dobbs Ferry Hospital, and to Miss Doubleday another student as good as I was.
I Daryl Moser, leave to Gillian 13 years of memories and a bike. Sue, my hopes that U of D is what she expected and a YWCA college tour. Fern, a Cadillac to drive & 100 gals of suntan lotion. Heidi; an everlasting friendship & the Summer of ’72. To D., a Big Mac & unknown feelings. To Wendy, Steiny & 3 more years, to myself, I leave as quickly as possible.
I Lisa Schropp hereby leave to Dale, a pair of lunchmeat legs, to Marla, a new car radio and a trip to Jahn’s, to Roni, a record that I know will soon be broken, to Alison, a black Yinny, to Andi, a P.W. concert, to Jane M. her very own phone call, and last of all, to Razzle, a dazzling new Jitterbug partner.
I James R. Kelly on leaving Ardsley, leave to Mr. Farralley the Combine; to Photo-Stat and Xerox – 3 late physics labs; to Ken, free drawing lessons; to Sprout, a dented fender; to Andy a fine relationship and to Alison, myself.
I Ken Brinbaum bequeath the following; to Jim K. a C in Physics, to Bob F. the Fountainbleau; to Bob B. a Pearl; to Jeff R. an eternal Joe and the hope that our friendship continues; to Mr. Jackson a banana; and to Sue R. a tennis victory, a trip to Arabia and most of all my love.
I Alison Schrieber upon leaving Ardsley High School, leave Jean another year in Paris and H.V.; to Josh, the morning walk to school; the twirling squad, another good year; to Mr. Baudendistel another year of day camp; and good luck to everyone who is leaving with me.
I Mike McClement leave the following to; Jeff R. that one drink “on the house” at “Cannons,” to Ken B. I leave Willis Reeds jockstrap (autographed) to Carl T. and Pat D. I leave: their very own O.T.B, phone account to Bob F. a 12 dollar ticket from the Greenburgh Police, to Mrs. Tepp one more late pass to Economics, to Coach Miller I leave an undefeated basketball season, to Mr. Fagas I leave a lot of thanks for all his help to A.H.S. a lot of thanks to everyone and best of luck to the Class of 74.
I Jimmy Keane hopefully of sound mind and body and liver do hereby bequeath my orange hat. To my brother 2 more years of this boring monotony, To Mrs. Tepp a song and a dance about why I was Late. To Coach Graney a bottle of rut gut and a white owl. To Juan, Don , Ken, Kevin, Dave and Steve many good memories. To Mr. Frigo I leave My ROYAL DAWK and my set of GOLDEN ORBES. To Mr. Dwyer good luck and stay in the fairway. Finally with mixed emotions I leave Ardsley High School and I bid my farewell.
I Todd Kenner leave Terry a middle initial to be Editor with; I leave the Skinny Guinea jumping off the escalator; I leave Chew with a perpetual invitation to join the Kenner Cabinet; Pat I leave oven-tempered, heat-resistant underwear; I leave “Doc” half my diploma (you earned it). Neal and Bone I leave a slightly used chicken breast, and to Robyn I bequeath a roulette wheel to wisely choose your next victims. Mr. Jackson I leave a prying and uncompetitive jar of applesauce and a wet diaper; I leave Mr. Hesses an unused tote-board and a job offer at Hanover for ’76-’77. Lori I leave only the regret that she never knew just how much she meant. And for Iris, I leave. . .that should be enough.
I Janet Franco leave to Mr. Figlia: My sister “Sherry and most likely Joseph. To Mr. Acompora: A zipper returned and a metal. Sherry: The Nail without an ID or a ring, and a store detective. Lori: Jimmy cause God only knows you’ll never break up. Joseph: the Ardsley School office. Good luck Mr. Figlia. Miss Patteson: a metal for having to put up with me all these years. To Mary Defate: White Plains shopping center sprees and 1 more year with Bobby, of fighting. To the Girlsroom: Mr. Kluge and hopefully a lounge. To the Odells, the bars.
I John Flynn hereby bequeath the following to Pete a trip to Egypt, and a bench in Elmsford, Dan his midnight rides, Greg a pkg. of gum and an autographed copy of Deliverance, Pat & Carl a dartboard & 4,000 beers, Mel P. a mirror at the No, to Skip, Vinny B. , Pat F. & Jim W. Tim, a Liberal Handbook & a sand castle, Matt a good Senior year and my spot on the bench, & to Jo-Ann a stack of records and a round trip ticket to New Haven.
I Roger Li, do hereby leave my Bridge Club to my brother, Ronald. To Mark Oppenheimer, I bequeath an 18k gold ring chain and to Bob Lessin, I give a gift certificate for one healthy purebred Beagle Puppy (good until February 28, 1973). To Mr. Ouligian and Mr. Frigo, I award a MTA trophy (Mathematics Teachers of America) each. I present a National Science Teachers (NST) award to Miss Fontaine and Mr. Burke. To Mr. Mayer and Mrs Thompson, I leave the pleasant headaches associated with publishing the History Journal. And finally, to the faculty and students of AHS, I leave my thanks for four enjoyable years and many happy memories.
I Ellen Kaufman leave to Marge – a joint membership in the PIG Family, to Larry – all my gratitude, to Mme. Ullmann – all my respect, to Bob – 1 vote for best-dressed, to Ralph – Golden Success, to Georgeanne – an existentialist philosophy, to Ellen nothing, because she’s the girl who has everything, to Bert – a rollicking night in port, to Harriet, a diet, to Jonathan – a date, and to Nancy – the key to popularity and 10 years of friendship.
I Arthur Fred leave: to Hans, 2 Knockwurst and some Sauerkraut; to my students in ninth grade – tenth, eleventh, and twelveth grades; to Todd, Chicken B., to Chicken B., a nymphomaniac growth chart; to Rose, a 2,000 AMP Follow-Spot; to Fuhrer, losts of faith and “old jokes are fun”; to Vicky Stuart, a picture of her “back,” to M.G. and R.W., M..G. and R.W.; to Ralph, a plastic smile; to Nello S., vertical moves and a glass elbow, to Pozner, 6 dozen slide rules; to Lessin, B., Lessin, S.: to Op, an unbreakable room in Princeton; to HORSE, 8 bales of hay and a berth next to Secretariat. To A.H.S. – my brother.
I Lorraine Reed, leave to my sister the keys to the car, on school days; to the next year Varsity cheerleaders, I wish the best of luck and a cheerleading trophy; to Miss Steinhauer, a day of rest; to Stephanie and Donna I leave the track team; to Jean, Deb, Pat Carol, Cathy, Terry, & Andi, I leave a whiskey sour. To Pat 4 more yr’s, an ear, and a lift saving course. To the Senior Class, I leave with fond memories.
I Pat Muir leave to C.A.P., a big smile and all our good times; to Andi an equal give and take friendship; to C.A.R., Billie Goat and a SHORTY to call you PUDGEY; to Tex, Baby Hues, and a plate of ZITI’S; to J.M. a date alone with Rich; to C.I. a droopy shirt and many serious moments; to J.G., a humane brother; to REED, 4 years of Keuka, and our memories that will last forever; to J.I., many tennis games; to my sisters I leave A.H.S., and to A.H.S. I leave my sisters, GOOD LUCK!!
I Mark (“Doc Burt”) Olbert being of sound body and mind, leave to Pat, a lifetime pass to “Deliverance”; to Steve; a room-sized paint-by-number set of the N.Y.C. subway system; to Todd, a new (thank God) tutor at Dartmouth; to Ralph, a hearing aid; to Mary, another year; to Alan, a record of his name recorded by Won Yuh; to Mr. Farrelly, a book on the whichness of why; to Hans; a passport to Texas; and to A.H.S, very few unturned stones.
Carol Thomas: To the someone who was a part of my life, I leave many good times and a good understanding we once had and I leave him a big misunderstanding which I’ll never understand. Remembering all these memories, I could never get myself to say goodbye. Now I hopefully leave him as a friend (he was a good one) but not as an enemy. Have a good life and I hope you make it big. Deving, I leave you seventeen years of my life, and to Edward who isn’t known, I leave you a beautiful relationship I had to leave.
I Jeffrey Rabinowitz bequeath to Bob Fuhrer: CUTE! Susan Confusin! Florida, Hitching, continues friendship. Jim Kelly: a trip to Uranus, a Xerox Copier for college, Fisiks, Bob Brugess; an alarm clock. . .5:00 A.M., Mike McClement: 1973 Pony League Record Bood, Dean Spahn: The Phil Jackson Story. Ken Brinbaum: 5 year Knick contract, rooming with Willis, Joe Time, hope for our lifelong closeness, Mr. Baud: IND. Arts, Thanks Mr. Jackson: Hesse, Thanks, Dr. O’Niell: A new collar, Thanks, Gayle: great times past, great times ahead. . . thank you for all. . .
I Steve Hirsh leave the ARDSLEYAN: and the Pub Room to those who never saw it without paint, cork, ceiling, or Shindler. My clock and initials stay; the memories and keys I keep. Todd, a private office at the Big D with a Xerox machine that likes him. Ralpho, gallons of thank you’s and gas, and a real crawl. Rose – $2 and a giant thank you, and to Mr. B. 15 more senior plays as great as The Mouse. Jay and the world, an undying belief in the Blue Cow Spirit. Lener, a trillion bags of Burry’s Best, Susan a perpetually full bag of taco chips, and to both a red box full of a great deal more than greatness. Ben, a reversible ice skate; to Mark a debt of gratitude and thanks, payable at any time. Donna, a year in which she was much missed, but didn’t miss much. And Laura, a year (life) of the love, peace, happiness, success, and magic that she is, a promise and a never empty book of stamps, and everything she ever dreams of.
Bob Ullman: Magic shows, marathons, (when we’re fifty Ken, I’ll still whoop you!!), night time Wilsker Football. Porcball, Riviera – roast beef, gaming, knives for slicing through butter. Poker, Sprained Lake, canvassing, French play, Ottinger wine tasting parties . Wine making, street-ball, the Roaring 20’s. Futurism, quiz bowl, laugh and learn Spanish, Lasagne on the kitchen floor. Revenge at Purchase, Friendly’s getting to Friendly’s. Clarinet solos, jamming, other illusions. Parties. . . Where? Winopoly, all you can eat chicken, Delightful!!
I leave this compost-heap of memories in the publications room and hope that those who experienced Ardsley with me will take them before they decompose into nothingness.
To the only teacher at Ardsley who treats me like her own son, I leave the car keys and 100% responsibility (but no blame of course) for subsequent dents and bruises. And to Mike I leave the words “only 94 tests, 327 quizzes, and 21 college board exams until Senior Slump!” because I know he’s smart enough to ignore them.
H. Jicha: to Frita I leave a pooper scooper and some Purina, to Gary, an autographed Mr. Miles poster. To Robert Lessin, an appointment at Adam and Eve, to Mark O. a girl, Mrs. Thompson, a S.S. paper, Mrs, Ullman, a debt of gratitude and a complete A.P. syllabis in English, to Mr. Jackson, some applesauce, to Mr. Mayer, I leave more headaches and Roger Li, I leave in peace.
Steve Maninio: I leave P. Acompora a thousand late passes which he can do anything he want with this also applies to Mr. Jackson’s term paper. L. Mayer a few drinks at the Nail. To Won I leave his headphones and Edgar Album (and other goodies) to Brina I leave Free towing for bomb. To all my friends I leave stoned days and plastered nights. To J.K. good luck in track and skiing. To Bob Jacques I leave many problems with his V.W.
I, L. Canzoniero, leave to: Jo Ann; a letter in Ketchup, our concerts, the last day of our summer and every night of those 2 weeks. Pattie: a G. Funk Concert, Carvel, b-buck, and a night in Billy’s bathroom. Steve, B and D: many nights lost. Debbie T: a very close call. Jan: 1 reply “By car” and 2 memories of the pool.
I Jayne Muck being of occasional sound mind and body leave Ardsley with a smile. To Mr. Figlia 1 leave my mother and all her A.V. problems. To Mr. Tina I leave an ashtray for his 2:45 cigarette. To Mr. Cox I leave his dingbat because I won’t be around.
I, Irene Marks, to Joanna I leave you 2 bottles of Cold Duck, Fri. nites, a Duhmans, and P. To Kim, Bob Beautiful, a Melanie tape & a ride home. To Ellen, Tom, a yellow ribbon & an old Oak tree. To Lori, a carton of Kools & a big kiss, to the group, my tennis court, Harvey, & D. To Louis, a brand new garbage pail. Mr. Doug – Conchetta.
I, June Parks leave to Nancy, my baton & 3 years of twirling, to Nancy A., the GROUP, long chop calls & a bumpy driveway; to Maureen, a blue Camaro & John; to Pat S. and Tom L., Copa Ashtrays and Mixers; to Bev S. the switchboard, typing & a good eraser; Lisa B. the horse on Senior Day; Phone calls, beeps and a refrigerator; to Mr. Acamnora a hat pin & another Janet; to Miss Patteson, all my thanks and appreciation.
I, Howard Locker of sound mind and body leave Mark Y. an entry blank in the frog jumping championships, to Harry L. a set of steel ball bearings, to N.S. my overdue telephone bills, to Mr. Burke my recipe for pancakes, to Mark Opp a dogs choke collar, to Stephen B. a leash, a muzzle for Ben’s parakeet, to Ken G. some chalk dust, to Mr. Falvo three Lockers.
I, Craig Stevens being the youngest of four to leave Ardsley I leave 3 lockers to someone who can get away with it. The party goers of A.H.S. – “just one more.” My father – a truck & all the hell its been through. The coaches – an assortment of T-shirts & final kick. A real friend-2 more pounds to go & a state champ. Chris – unforgettable memories, what more can I say?
I, Tony Lancellotti of sound mind and body leave to Ardsley’s coaching staff the best of luck in the future. To Mr. Hesse thanks for all the help. (in return I gave him fits) To Mr. Mayer I thank him for the fine tune-up. To Mr. Braunhut I leave him a fifth period eleventh grade English Class. To Miss Olsen I leave a lot of sports class filled with girls??? To Mrs. Tepp more difficulty with students than there is now. To Mr. Burke I leave wine and a series parallel problem. To Pat D. I leave Bob P. To Jim K. I leave a can of “MILLER.” To Ken R. I leave a can of R.G. To Nannine I wish the best of luck in AHS in her next two years.
I Amy Kool, hereby leave: my brother Jonny all the chicks in Ardsley and to “midnight” to Jodie Max’s of Kansas City, Urika, a Bourbon and Ginger, and Hamburger!! To Leslie, Bird a trip down to Amazon, Jude a certain suitcase, a Harley Davidson 7 bo. Eisenberg, Cox, Youngberg many thanks and to Jennifer a belly dance at the Granite house.
I Lori Meltzer, being of the mind I have left, leave first to Mrs. Doran I smelly sweatshirt and to Miss Steinhauer good luck for next year’s cheerleading team. To Mrs. Vogel I leave a can of counter cleaner. To Mr. Baldwin, thanks to Mr. Bates some peace and quiet in the Art Room. To Mrs. Willmot a roll of bandages and a broken crutch, to Mr. Kluge 5 intermediated algebra math books, and to Mr. Frigo leave Kim. To the few assorted friends I made I leave LOVE and good luck finding their ways. To Ann Marie and Tim I say thanks for understanding. And last but not least, to Ardsley High School I leave 3 empty lockers and some glue to keep it together.
I Paul Belarge, being of sound mind and body and of questionable character, do hereby bequeath by worldly possessions in the following manner: to Wayne-yet another year. To Ted, Mike, Larry and Steve – the weeknights. To Bill – a box of flying saucer wafers and an air pass between N.Y. and Detroit. To Don – a burnt out Fiat Clutch. To Clancy – a black western hat and a copy of “How to Make Friends and Influence People.” To Tony – an Assistant Principal, sign for the boiler room door. To Lar, Lar, and Billy Dee – and absentee sheet with my name on it.
I Pat D’Aliso of sound body and mind leave the following: To Mark Olbert, six dirty movies and a burned out projector bulb. To Mary Ellen my duck caller and a bullet-proof vest for duck season. To Herbie the OTB office at 241 St. and Harvey Pack, to Todd a VW with no heater.
Lusty: to Falvo I leave two used gastronemu’s one rucksai and Burke’s outdoor crew to pack up for the overnight hike, to whom I leave the X-c spirit of Kehoe whose lower Jaw I leave to first-aid O’Reilly, whose shirtless back I leave to the Stevens Hand-Me-Down clothing store, whose junk I leave to Di, Jon and Dan.
I Bob Fuhrer, of sound mind. . .well, sound body, anyway, leave to Mr. Hesse: one flounder, one slide, 100 visits (per day) and D.G. I also leave him. To Neal I leave an eight page letter, an Alfred V. T-shirt, a can of dehydrated sweat, and 10 Jim Dandy’s. To Ken, I leave Jeff, S.R., an autographed picture of your Uncle Willis and a job. To Jeff, I leave M. Young -RM 509, a one-on-one basketball game with no fouls, and job at Epsteins Deli. To Art, I leave a Florida vacation, a dirty dish, and a basketball scholarship to UCLA ( of Tufts) . To Mike M. I leave the “senior superlative” of your choice, the R.N. and D.B. To Marla and Roni, I leave a lifetime in Mexico, and Ricardo, not necessarily in that order. To David, my brother I leave his name in print because he wanted me to and to Ardsley, for the good of the school and myself, I leave. . .
I Michail March, being hereby bequeath to David a spoke and much more; to Bruce, any old age or a Portuguese; to the Gang, twelve more months – have a ball; to Steve, the wild blue yonder and an autographed copy of the P.S.; to Job, a white flag; to Mrs. Doc, Surprise Poster # 3; to Mr. F., a belly-laugh and much thanks; and to my brother, Job and good luck.